what I've heard

"I don't read fiction, Doug. Fiction's just not true!"

"I don't have time to read the newspaper. I just form my own opinions."

"I'm fed up with all the media concentration. I've decided, from now on, I'm just going to listen to NPR."

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2 Responses to “what I've heard”

  1. March 24th, 2008 | 12:21 pm

    Fiction is often true; it's just rarely accurate.

  2. The Topiary Cow
    March 25th, 2008 | 12:38 pm

    This relates obliquely to comments overheard in the Land of Topiary on a sunny day, in a warm meadow shaded intermittently by trimmed Topiary:
    "Fiction's just not moo!"
    "I just trim my own opinions."
    "I'm just going to listen to National Topiary Radio."
    Amazing how our worlds collide.
    Moo!

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